I don't have a whole lot to say about this show other than the Author & Punisher set because I just don't really care about any of the other acts. I know it's metalhead sacrilege to be indifferent to Pantera and/or Phil Anselmo, but you have to understand my taste. It's all about vocabulary: I like my metal heavy and weird, not so much fast and hard. I certainly understand the enormous influence Pantera has had on pretty much all metal at this point, but it's just not for me. I don't generally care for hardcore music as a whole.
It was a strange lineup, the first two bands were not particularly interesting by any stretch. They each had a handful of dudes trying to start pits without much luck, but the people surrounding me seemed to be bobbing their heads because it felt strange not to. I know I felt weird just standing there waiting for these dudes to finish their sets and typically I'd have gone outside or sat down in the back, but I knew if I moved, I'd lose my spot for the act I went to see.
The crowd was pretty unpleasant too. There were plenty of alright people, teenage dudes who seemed a little cautious about the whole thing and lots of older people who have calmed with age, but they were all outdone by the droves of Pissed Off White Guys. I'm not exactly a peaceful zen-like soul myself, but dear god. I can only handle so many aggro sweaty bald men. I usually love angry bald dudes, that's kind of my "thing" but this particular breed of them is off-putting and there were many who I suspect are or were at some point, tweakers. I caught one outside trying to pick a fight with the bouncer who was ejecting him for reasons unknown. Brodude proceeded to call the bouncer "pussy" and "faggot" and other such endearing terms and chastised him for not fighting him "like a man". I was not the only person who noticed the intense hypocrisy of the aggressor because he wasn't throwing any punches himself. Now, that's a good tactic in most cases when violence is a possibility. Never throw the first punch, but don't egg people on to do it either because you look like a fool. Watching people get wound up is entertaining, but i most definitely feel bad for the bouncers and I understand why many of them turn into dickheads.
First up were Proven, a hardcore band from... somewhere... They had... some guys in the band. They yelled a lot. The singer was so busy demanding the audience give respect to Phil Anselmo and Pantera that the band could hardly get a note in edgewise. He was also wearing a Pantera shirt and a Pantera ballcap. We get it, bub.
I usually try to enjoy whatever it is that I happen to be seeing when I go to shows, but it's getting harder and harder and it was simply impossible for me to enjoy this. My friend Yousef from Faces on The Radio and concert cohort pointed out that the singer actually tripped and fell down and looked rather embarrassed about it. I didn't catch it myself, but I'm pretty sure that if you fall on stage, you take it in stride and own it, especially at more violent shows.
I don't remember a damn thing about their music otherwise. They were't bad, they were just totally uninteresting.
Next up were Hymns. Just so you know, that's spelled H-Y-M-N-S. Their singer spelled it out for us twice and I think at one point he also told us that he loves us. "I love you" mumbled into the microphone. That became the main joke between my sister and I for the night.
They were kind of a trip though. I think they might have potential if they developed their sound a little (lot) more and figured out what exactly is is they're trying to accomplish. They had a slightly Chimera-era Mayhem vibe going which is a generous comparison, but nowhere near that level of quality. They did not seem at all comfortable on stage. The singer managed to move around a bit, unlike the rest of the band, but his mannerisms were kind of off-puttingly depressive and self-consciously theatrical. At one point he sat down on a monitor to sing and I think he was aiming to look like a weeping angel gravestone or something. Theatrics are a given in black metal, which is the closest genre I can pin on this band, but this was just silly and unintentionally so. They might come to be pretty good if they gain more confidence and direction.
One of my sister's many stupid jokes. |
This time around, Shone had a slightly different setup that included a rack of 3 microphones made of ventilators which had moving parts. I was not in a good spot to get a good look at them, but one seemed to have a sort of trumpet-mute effect, one made a bizarre clattering sound that gave a gapper kind of effect and you could see the front piece moving back and forth. The third was attached to a long piece of dryer hose, but I didn't see him use that one. Using these and what I assume was a handheld electronic drum pad, he played a piece that I didn't recognize. I'm hoping it's a new song! He also had a mic attacked to his throat like a voicebox for people who are mute, which generated insane elephant-like sounds.
Yousef and I bumped into Tristan and his label manager whose name escapes me before the show and he was as cool and upbeat as usual. It's great how he's just such a nice normal dude who happens to make the most freakishly disturbing music I've ever heard. Covert weirdos are the best, especially in the music world because people who are content to stand on their music alone rather than padding themselves with some kind of strange wardrobe and subcultural image make me feel like they're insecure about themselves or their art, which is not an appealing attribute.
He was projecting clips from some of my favorite movies, seen here is Andrzej Zulawski's Possession. |